nerd life

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on summer break but still freaking out over school

watching: the walking dead (season 2)


an intro post

an faq


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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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my eye is really irritated????????

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Jordan “I’m slightly offended that I’m only worth 5 dollars on this hitlist and not at all concerned that I’m even on the hitlist in the first place.” Parrish

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baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice

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It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

-Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

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Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

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 edits of this beautiful soul~
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My typical school day

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supervillan skeleton

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i gotta practice doing math while exhausted cuz it’s going to be me all year

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" You lied. "

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-bye -hp